A RARE GLIMPSE OF THE ELUSIVE DOWNSGIRAFFE
THIS IS A PICTURE OF DAN'S BEST FRIEND MIKE LITORIS
THIS IS DAN BEFORE HIS GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY
DAN'S DOG WHICH IS ALSO A FEARSOME HAMMERHEAD SHARK
DAN ALWAYS EATS HEALTHY ALMONDS TO KEEP HIS BOOBS NICE AND FIRM
BEFORE YOU LEAVE, JUST REMEMBER^^^